有哪些搞笑的中式英语

We two who and who ？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿

How are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你

You don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不 鸟我，我也 不 鸟你

You me you me 彼此彼此 You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！

Know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知 …

American Chinese not enough 美中不足

Watch sister 表妹

Heart flower angry open 心花怒放

Go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过

If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条

I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年 25 。

You have two down son 。你有两下子。

As far as you go to die 有多远，死多远！！ ！ ！

I give you face you don’’t wanna face 给你脸你不要脸。